
Greetings to my favorite collection of vampire sex nerds...
I was chit chatting with my cousin Krampus, who happened to swing by my little corner of hell to visit for the holiday, and he told me that you all have been asking that overly jovial fat man for new toys. While I do not much enjoy the act of giving outside the occasional case of boils, I have had an influx of vengeance energy brought on by all the delightfully contentious holiday dinners across your mortal plane. As such, I come bearing a gift for you readers of SAD:
The SAD FanFic Recommendation Generator!
This lovely little snippet of code will look into your soul (or you know, stories you've marked as favorites) and will summon forth tales that you probably haven't read but are likely to enjoy. The more stories you add to your favorites, the more accurate it shall become!
I hope this gift finds you well. As always, if you need me just give me a chant on discord in #dhoffryn-support.
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12/31/24 Update:
This feature has been added under the bookshelf entry in all menus for your future use.
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Merry Christmas,
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--Dhoffryn on 12/05/24 08:50 am 10 Comments
Oh wow! What a cool feature. Looking forward to giving it a whirl!
This is such an awesome new feature! We bow down to the greatness of D'Hoffryn. We are not worthy but are forever grateful for your genius and all that you do for this site/community!
Wow. Another great idea from our (overlord) benefactor!
Such an interesting idea! I feel like this is the future we've heard about, it's already among us!
Just need to figure out how to use that Discord ![]()
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I now want a t-shirt that says ‘vampire sex nerd’.
Thanks D’hoffryn!
Oooh amazing!!
Sorry if I'm dumb, but where will the link for it be found on the site?
Great question Geliot - I have just added it all to the site menus under "Bookshelf"
Oooooh shiny new button! Thank you so muchly!
And I'm with Girlytek. We need vampire sex nerd merch! ![]()

Thank you so much for all your work to make our SAD experience as smooth and bump-free as it can be!
I'll give this new generator a try.
Merry Christmas!